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For Pike The Polar Bear’s 30th birthday, the San Francisco Zoo brought in some snow. You could say she was pretty excited about it.
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
I demand an answer.
oh my fucking god
are you fucking kidding me
#WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO TO FIND THE FIRST ONE #DID YOU TYPE ‘GRUMPY-LOOKING OTTER REACHING HAND THROUGH GLASS’ INTO GOOGLE #HUH#DID YOU
Neil Gaiman everyone.
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me
DAME QUINTOBATCH CUMBERWHO: batdude: jabigailians: musicalhogwarts: batdude: in harry potter we...
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
